Ours is the Fury: Archive

My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first...

her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.

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Watch

Harry Potter as a teen comedy… I. AM. DYING.

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“Never, ever, let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do. Prove the cynics...”

– Tom Hiddleston

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me everyday: shit. guess i gotta put some pants on.

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BE PREPARED, PEOPLE.

Zombie apocalypse coming soon 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare...

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instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

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Shower Sequence

tomyhusband: I take longer to get ready. Therefore, I take the first shower. This is simple but important math. If you interrupt this order without warning, you run the risk of throwing the entire universe out of alignment.

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me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect

me: is that cake

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how I know I have a problem...

…I had to search for Kate Middleton photos at work and I typed in “Kate Middleston” about 5 times before I realized what I was doing…

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myfeetlitup: killerqueen-80: I don’t think the Glee writers have ever been to a graduation. I’m not sure the Glee writers have ever been to real life.

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