Ours is the Fury

23. Female. Gryffindor. Baratheon.
Eleventh Doctor. District 4.
Aquarius. California.

The Myers-Briggs Dating Guide 

ESFP-
Why you want one: They’re warm, easy to like, and fun to be around.
Spoiler Alert: They are only ever motivated by what will get them the most amounts of attention possible. This gets old.
Where to find one: Hanging with their bros at a bar, being as loud as possible, telling hilarious jokes, bein’ a bro.
Pickup technique: Challenge them to a game. Preferably fetch, as there is no distinguishable difference between an ESFP and a labrador retriever.

This is what we text about. 

• Hollis: Frankie doesn't drink coffee. We should not trust him.
• Kelly: Absolutely not. There is something fundamentally wrong with him. EVERYONE drinks coffee. Perhaps not as many as my 3+ cups each day but STILL.
• Hollis: Right?? He probably doesn't like waterslides either.
• Kelly: And he probably would have turned his nose up at the lily pads. And may even hate Harry Potter.
• Hollis: LET'S KILL HIM.
• Kelly: We'd be doing society a favor, really. First, we convince him to sign his lease over to you though.
• Hollis: I mean, people weren't that upset when Hitler died. No different.
• Kelly: I did hear that Frankie was responsible for the slaughter of some jews, gypsies, and homosexuals....Did I take it too far? Or just far enough?
• Hollis: Not far enough. All of this being said, this still has not stopped me from stealing his socks because I forgot all of mine in Michigan.

Draw me like one of your French girls…